Winter is here! - It's dark, damp, raining and even flooding in England at the moment. Tony's been busy launching his new album 'Soppy and the Sentimentals' and has been amazed by the tsunami of indifference from the cyber public: - while we all respect peoples right to choose and the right to live one's life free from tyranny and oppression- the online public maybe pushing the 'envelope' a trifle to far, muses Tony.

No matter, THE SHOW (although TP is not doing solo shows at the moment) GOES ON - Hurrah, Toodle Pip old chap, my kingdom for a horse etc!

Due to a rather complicated situation with the British taxman and the frantic schedule of the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, Tony finds himself needing to generate some 'expenses' for his tax return and needless to say his first thoughts were for his fans.

• Would they not appreciate a free CD while shivering round their fires in the depths of midwinter?

• Would Tony not be "putting something back" into the community that had rejected him and treated him so cruelly?

• Would the heart of the Taxman not melt like the winter snow in spring?

• Would the postage not be tax deductible?

So, despite the protestations of his advisors, Tony took a deep breath and decided to GIVE AWAY 50 CD's of Soppy and the Sentimentals on a first come first served basis.

There are no caveats to this offer - you don't have to be good looking or rich, there's no particular sign Tony's compatible with.

The sole proviso is that you write me a review (Good or Bad) in my Guest book

So send me an email with your mailing address and I'll send the first fifty people an album - no strings, no balls and chains, no nothings.

May the peace and tranquillity of your God go with you.

Tony's Archives:

Naked As Nature Intended
Old Tony Penultimate Video Resurfaces
Berlin and the Best of America
Tony and the Faerie Queen
Tony Visits a Brothel
Bull Fighting The Penultimate Way
Tony and the Tax Man
Soppy and the Sentimentals  
Tony meets Alfred Molina
Autumn Tony
Naughty Tony